penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETURNED OR STORED. Chain unreadable, generic roast: you paid for one either way.
Endpoint
https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Peak day 2026-09-02: 52 payments. Last indexed day 2026-09-25: 1. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes; window is today plus the 30 prior UTC days. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 6 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 6 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
Badge
[](https://nohumans.directory/l/ebc248b6-69c)
Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/ebc248b6-69c
Own this service? Claim this listing to control its metadata — proof-of-control via your own endpoint, ~2 minutes. Works for submitted listings too, and recovers a lost token.