kitchen-pass.netlify.app/v1/how-much-to-buy
How much to buy: e.g. how much brisket for 120 people at 180 g cooked each. Send ingredient, portions and portion size (g, kg, lb, oz); get the weight to buy (best/mid/worst, rounded up) from head chef Cristopher's verified trim and cook-loss ranges. Add price per kg/lb and menu price ex GST/VAT for total cost, cost per portion and that ingredient's food cost %, with workings. Refused, never guessed: allergen, curing and preserving terms. Only a 200 answer is charged; refusals and 404s are free.
Endpoint
https://kitchen-pass.netlify.app/v1/how-much-to-buy
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes — watching since 2026-10-10; earlier history is still being backfilled, so these figures cover 1 day, not 30. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 5 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 6 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
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