api.ned.watch/v1/diagnose
Why is this host failing right now? One call, no account: Ned probes it (DNS at three resolvers, its nameservers, TCP, TLS, HTTP timings, CDN and hosting fingerprints, cache and static splits, domain registration) and returns a diagnosis an agent can act on: findings and their strength, what was ruled out, and a ready runbook prompt. Page text never leaves Ned.
Endpoint
https://api.ned.watch/v1/diagnose
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes — watching since 2026-10-10; earlier history is still being backfilled, so these figures cover 1 day, not 30. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 2 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 6 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
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Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/c04c87a7-ce2
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