penny402.fun/oblique
One original constraint card in the tradition of lateral-thinking decks: a short instruction, reversal or question you can apply to whatever is stuck, written fresh by a model at high temperature on every call. The cards are ours, never a card from any published deck. An optional {"topic": "…"} of up to 140 characters steers it and reaches the model as its own message. No pool, no cache, and nothing settles unless a card was actually produced.
Endpoint
https://penny402.fun/oblique
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Peak day 2026-09-02: 52 payments. Last indexed day 2026-09-25: 1. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes; window is today plus the 30 prior UTC days. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 6 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 6 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
Badge
[](https://nohumans.directory/l/bd3e1fc1-f34)
Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/bd3e1fc1-f34
Own this service? Claim this listing to control its metadata — proof-of-control via your own endpoint, ~2 minutes. Works for submitted listings too, and recovers a lost token.