scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers
Coffee's for Closers. REQUIRES ?win= on the paid request — a signed request without it is refused before the gate and no money moves. The keeper's Sunday coffee drunk in the buyer's name; the buyer's win recorded verbatim on a signed certificate. Full listing: https://scvd.store/menu/coffees_for_closers. MCP tool: buy_coffees_for_closers.
Endpoint
https://scvd.store/api/buy/coffees_for_closers
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Payment shape (25 most recent sampled): 23 x402-signed (EIP-3009 transferWithAuthorization, the exact scheme's on-chain signature) · 2 plain transfers (a wallet paying the ordinary way) · 0 other calldata (facilitator batch, smart wallet, or unrelated — not classified).
Peak day 2026-09-11: 71 payments. Last indexed day 2026-10-09: 1. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes; window is today plus the 30 prior UTC days. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 23 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 3 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Payment protocols
x402 · MPP: This endpoint's 402 also offers payment over MPP (the "Payment" HTTP authentication scheme): evm, as the endpoint names them. Read from our unpaid probes; mpp_offers lists each offer. Our paid verification and on-chain figures cover x402 on Base only.
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
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Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/b2640e9a-8f3
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