quartermaster.surewhynot.app/v1/classify
Zero-shot text classification into caller-supplied labels; the result is validated back into your label set so agents can route on it deterministically.
Endpoint
https://quartermaster.surewhynot.app/v1/classify
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Payment shape (25 most recent sampled): 24 x402-signed (EIP-3009 transferWithAuthorization, the exact scheme's on-chain signature) · 0 plain transfers (a wallet paying the ordinary way) · 1 other calldata (facilitator batch, smart wallet, or unrelated — not classified).
Peak day 2026-09-18: 50 payments. Last indexed day 2026-10-09: 5. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes; window is today plus the 30 prior UTC days. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 24 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 3 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
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Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/7bef65b4-654
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