kitchen-pass.netlify.app/v1/diagnose
Why is my bread dense? Hollandaise split? Rice gluggy? Send a dish and a symptom; get the likely cause and head chef Cristopher's verified fix. Answered: bread or pizza dough dense, hollandaise or bearnaise split, rice mushy, mash gluey, roast veg soggy, seared meat grey, caramel grainy, pastry shrinking, muffins tough, chicken breast dry, garlic bitter. Refused, never guessed: allergens, storage, leftovers, reheating, safe temperatures. Only a 200 answer is charged; refusals and 404s are free.
Endpoint
https://kitchen-pass.netlify.app/v1/diagnose
Verification
Passing checks, but a short history so far. Treat as provisional.
On-chain payments
Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes — watching since 2026-10-10; earlier history is still being backfilled, so these figures cover 1 day, not 30. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 5 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 6 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed on its probe tier's interval (next_check_by on the record) from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
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Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/2bd273c3-9ef
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