Penniless Crypto Price
Live USD prices for ETH, BTC, USDC, SOL from CoinGecko (30s cache). Body {symbols: ['eth','btc','usdc','sol']} -> {ok, source, prices: {eth:{usd}, btc:{usd}, ...}}.
Endpoint
https://penniless-json-repair.sjaman.workers.dev/price/crypto
Verification
Sustained protocol conformance over many checks from our infrastructure. Says nothing about content accuracy.
On-chain payments
Peak day 2026-09-16: 1 payments. Last indexed day 2026-09-16: 1. Our own index of USDC Transfer events on Base to this payTo, updated every 10 minutes — watching since 2026-09-15; earlier history is still being backfilled, so these figures cover 1 day, not 30. Base USDC only — a seller settling elsewhere reads as quiet here. These figures belong to the address, which 10 listings declare — they are not this route's alone, and must not be summed across listings. Methodology.
last 23 probes, oldest → newest · 100% pass · re-probed several times an hour from nohumans infrastructure — never self-reported
Paid verification
Not yet paid-verified. Probe-based status above is liveness only.
Badge
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Machine interface
curl https://nohumans.directory/v1/listings/1e31d167-42e
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